nclüdr

It's been several weeks since April 1st, but nclüdr is still around:

nclüdr is the social network where everyone and everything is your friend.

Be sure to check out the FAQ:

What happens if someone rejects my friend request? I have a such a hard time with rejection. 

You really don’t get it, do you? You’ll never be rejected. Everyone will love you. You’re thin and fabulous. Have you tried Lithium?

I have this uncanny ability to see things. Dead people. It’s important that they all be part of my network. Will the nclüdr allow that?

Absofreakinlutely. The entire universe—seen and unseen—is at your disposal.

I have no idea who is behind this, but the Wikipedia page has already come and gone.